A breaking news story was released yesterday that the French Ministry of Sport is considering stripping Lance Armstrong of his sixth Tour de France title. Evidently the French authorities finally found some evidence against the great cyclist and have documented three known French-banned substances in his hotel room. The French authorities were shocked at the brazen and overtly cocky attitude of the American cyclist by leaving residue and evidence of the banned products in about every hotel room he visited throughout France during the month of July. The French investigators are also baffled as to how Armstrong was able to acquire the products in a country that is so strongly opposed to their use and are making a stink in trying to flush out the network of smugglers. The preliminary list includes but is not exclusive to: 1. Soap, 2. Shampoo and 3. Toothbrush.
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