John Kerry started his acceptance speech last night by stating he was "reporting for doodie." That's an interesting way to great your constituency, but after listening to them all week and looking at them on TV, Kerry's description is probably correct. Just a giant bunch of human cr**..... 0h, wait...I'm being told he was "Reporting for Duty." Interesting contrast and an honest mistake.
The speech was long and full of mostly hot air. However, Kerry did mention that the kids in Harlem were having a hard time breathing due to "Hair Pollution." Either he misspoke or the FDA needs to investigate "Soul-Glow" and it's related hair-care products. I could have sworn that earlier Kerry had declared hairspray to be a Right not a privilege, so he may have to clarify this possible hypocrisy.
Have I been in a time warp? It appears from last night’s affair that John Kerry was born in Colorado, went to school, fought in Vietnam and then immediately ran for President. Unless I'm mistaken the Vietnam War was about 30 years ago. What's he been up to lately? Has he done anything that would warrant him being President? For a great breakdown of the Kerry speech take a look at Ben Johnson's article on Frontpagemag.
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